Death Messages
(Redirected from Suicide Messages)
This is a list of custom messages that can be generated when a player runs /suicide or /die.
Suggest more here.
It is also possible to create your own custom death message(s) using /suicide {message}
Survival Server Death Messages
| Message |
|---|
| [Player] freaking died |
| [Player] stepped on legos and died instantly |
| To be or not to be? [Player] chose not to be |
| [Player] was sent to the shadow realm |
| After years of tax fraud, [Player] was shot via firing squad by the IRS |
| [Player] freaking cringed at you so hard and died bro |
| [Player] tried to out-pizza the hut |
| [Player] froze to death in Valhalla |
| [Player] drowned in Waterthorn |
| [Player] tried launching a Cara rocket using imperial measurement units |
| Just got a call from [Player]'s partner... They just died in their sleep 10 seconds ago... RIP |
| [Player] contracted 2020 novel prions disease and their whole body crystallized |
| [Player] went into orbit, the stupid mutt! |
| [Player] ascended after consuming silica gel |
| [Player] said the people could eat cake. The people then guillotined them |
| [Player] was crushed, grinded into tiny pieces, and blasted into oblivion |
| [Player] tried to rob a bank in GOLD SPUR |
| [Player] fell off a roof in Cloud City |
| [Player] tried to sell something in Cara |
| [Player] refused Robin's gift |
| [Player] was sanctioned by USUV |
| [Player] was targeted by Alliance City intelligence agents. |
| [Player] forgot to equip elytra before swan diving off a roof Cloud City. |
| [Player] was screenshot while AFK |
| This is so sad. They buried what's left of [Player] in a soup can. |
| [Player] drowned in their own tears as they weren't drawn by Eraxa |
| [Player] was too lazy to type /home bed |
| [Player] would like to announce to the whole server that they are teleporting to their bed |
| [Player] failed to feed Akoot bees |
| [Player] tried eating bees but forgot they were not Akoot so their face swelled up |
| [Player] couldn't handle how amazing their house looked and died of shock |
| [Player] ate a Rambutan with KingMatthew506 in the car. RIP |
| [Player] failed The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test |
| [Player] ate Kellogg's creeper crunch |
| [Player] fraud, |
| [Player] died of a pollen allergy in WestHaven |
| [Player] was someone's little pogchamp |
| [Player] is allergic to vanilla |
| [Player] knew too much... |
| [Player] knew the true pronunciation of .gif |
| [Player] :nob: |
| [Player] pronounced Django with a D |
| [Player] suffered a heat stroke in Terni |
| [Player] got turned into fondue |
| [Player] tried to break into Vault 11 |
| [Player] found a secret facility and got trapped to death |
| [Player] got ratioed |
| [Player] dabbed too hard |
| [Player] ate Sosig Surprise |
| A slab of cooked pork fell on [Player]'s head, snapping their neck and killing them instantly. |
| [Player] was sent to the spirit realm by the Wuxi Finger Hold. |
| [Player] failed to show their fishing license to the police. |
| [Player] tried to combustion bend. |
| [Player] ate too much Danish pastry. |
| [Player] tried to mess with the Lego Island pizza mafia |
| [Player] got smacked, pounded and beat into the ground with a broom |
| [Player] pushed a button in Redstone Island |
| [Player] posted memes in general |
| [Player] imagined what laying an egg would be like |
| [Player] bought Minecraft Bedrock Edition for Windows 10. |
| [Player] committed unexistment |
| [Player] threw an Ender Pearl and got sent to Brazil |
| [Player] ran out of gas on an Autobahn |
| [Player] threw an Ender Pearl and got sent to Brazil |
| [Player] died from fatal insomnia because they were too lazy to right-click a bed |
| [Player] gave steve a diamond |
| [Player] did slugtime and couldn't get up |
| Finally, [Player] found out the meaning of 416 and died peacefully of old age |
| [Player] insulted Perci |
| [Player] got the blue death message |
| [Player] made a lovely little house in Naval Detroit |
| [Player] died from a Christmas tree explosion |
| [Player] got lost in the backrooms |
| [Player] thought marmalade was real |
| [Player] played hide and seek so well they were never found |
| [Player] owed money to Cyp R Us' |
| [Player] suggested a bad custom role |
| [Player] fell into the river in Alliance City |
| [Player] refused to join The Book Club |
| intimidated, [Player] just decided nah not today ty |
| [Player] was whisked away to the Evergreen grotto. |
| [Player] joined the yellow cult |
| [Player] was picked as the ice hockey puck in Rotherhythe |
| [Player] got lost in the Stams maze |
| [Player] didn't join Totemia |
| [Player] built a border wall in Southern Hollow |
| [Player] died mountaineering in the cliffs of La Cueva |
| [Player] tried to revive Polaris |
| [Player] couldn't pay for their auction lot |
| [Player] got locked in the Sosong insane asylum |
| [Player] was disqualified from an Olympics event |
| [Player] decorated spawn for the wrong season |
| [Player]’s PC couldn't handle the terrain at Outpost |
| [Player] forgot to set home and now has to walk back lol |
| [Player] heard the tragedy of Birch Town |
| [Player] was buried alive in the Malbork catacombs |
| [Player] was stuck in chunk hell |
| [Player] scared everyone away with their skin and died of sad |
| [Player] asked for admin perms |
| [Player] got burnt out by attempting to walk to the world border |
| [Player] didn't know about original spawn |
| [Player] opened a shop in Aurora instead of Borealis |
| [Player] had a really bad deadache |
| [Player] listened to McDonalds playplace slowed & reverb |
| [Player] visited the Eden graveyard |
| [Player] despawned |
| [Player] was teleported to the anarchy bedrock cube |
| [Player] drank a cringe potion |
| [Player] tasted the rainbow |
| [Player] was one in a krillion |
Creative Server Death Messages
Note: only creative server unique death messages are shown. The creative server has many duplicate messages from the survival server.
| Message |
|---|
| [Player] pasted a schematic too quickly |
| [Player] ran out of Google Cloud credits |
| [Player] meant to log on to the main server |
| [Player] replaced their entire build with air |
| [Player] accidentally build a house |
| [Player] messed with the config files |
| [Player] tried to fly in survival mode |
| [Player] tried to go to the nether |
| [Player] tried to go to the end |
| [Player] used the wrong plot commands |
| [Player] visited Spaghettatron's plot |
| [Player] built something they will never actually use |
| [Player] had a taste of true power and abused it |
| [Player] would rather just play survival |
| [Player] had amazing idea what to make... and forgot it |
| [Player] went to their own creative world instead of here smh |
Death Message Requests
You may suggest new death messages in the table below. Please follow these rules for death message requests:
- If you wish to have parts of the message formatted (colors etc), say how in the notes column.
- No NSFW suggestions.
- References to things on or associated with the server are preferable!
- Try to avoid things already mentioned in an existing MOTD.
| Death Message | Creative or Survival? | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| [Player] tried so hard to think of an example message their brain imploded | Survival | all in white so people get blinded |
| [Player] lost 7-1 to Germany | Survival | 'Germany' in German flag colours, 7-1 in green (closest to brazilian flag) |
| [Player] ran sudo rm -rf / | Survival | 'sudo rm -rf /' in green, like old versions |
| Oh wow. [Player] just had an internet outage. :( | Survival | 'Oh wow.' in gold, ':(' in red, everything else in white |
| [Player} ate a bee in scintilla | Survival | |
| [Player] died of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis | Survival | |
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